AI-powered career reality check
Your career.
Extra crispy.
Your LinkedIn has main-character energy. Let’s fact-check it. Turn your profile or resume into a savage-but-kind roast card, then turn the punchlines into better career copy.
Free roast. Optional fixes. Your ego may need a minute.
Our promise, not a testimonial
Roast the wording. Not your worth.
Sharing is always your choice.
A free laugh before any paid fix.
The roast-to-rewrite pipeline
From buzzwords
to better words.
Built for the job hunt, the LinkedIn feed, and the group chat that keeps you sane.
“Results-driven strategic visionary”
Five buzzwords in a trench coat pretending to be a job description.
Sample copy, not a customer result. Actual roasts depend on your profile.
Feed it your career copy
Paste your LinkedIn URL or upload a resume. Aim for a roast in about 10 seconds, not another afternoon of profile polishing.
Take the heat. Share the card.
Get a branded roast with two gloriously unscientific ratings. Screenshot it, send it to the group chat, or challenge a friend to a side-by-side roast.
Then make it actually useful
Unlock Now Fix It for a rewritten headline, summary, and resume bullets. Keep the personality. Lose the corporate fog.
Pay for progress, not the punchline
The roast is on us.
The Roast
Your AI roast and shareable score card.
Free
Now Fix It
Rewritten headline, summary, and bullets.
$7 one-time
Keep It Crisp
Job tracking and weekly profile tweaks for the ongoing hunt.
$19 / month
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Before you
enter the hot seat.
Your next career move starts with a laugh
Big potential.
Questionable headline.
Let’s fix one of those. Start with your free CareerCrisp roast.